Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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