You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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