Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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