When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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