he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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