But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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