Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I just googled if crying burns calories
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Randomize