Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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