He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
