I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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