mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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