Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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