Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You can't special order awesome
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
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Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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