I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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