Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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