Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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