Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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