Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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