I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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