he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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