We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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