yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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