Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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