just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We are all done wearing pants today
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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