So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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