I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I think your dad took our porno
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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