so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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