i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
