It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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