left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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