I don't think brook has ever known best
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
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i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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