Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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