Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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