my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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