i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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