Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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