just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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