Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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