Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
