Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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