walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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