You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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