He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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