if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
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I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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