The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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