I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.