Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.