those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.