please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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