Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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