Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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