Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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