I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I am available for nakedness
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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