belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You just made me feel so damn special
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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