they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
