Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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