High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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