Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
it's great music for shaving your balls
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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