me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
please don't ironically join a cult
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