SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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